Top 10 Reasons I Know I'm not in Berkeley Anymore

10. It snowed last night.
9. I regularly encounter tumbleweed on my way into work.
8. Not everyone knows what Craigslist is.
7. I haven't been in a traffic jam in four months.
6. I almost ran over a herd of prairie dogs on a recent bike ride.
5. Lack of oxygen.
4. I can go days without seeing a homeless person.
3. When I ask if we can BART somewhere, people say, "Who is Bart?"
2. White people work at "ethnic" restaurants.
1. Our governor has never ended a speech with, "I'll be back."